You're funny; and, by the way, you lose.
OK,let me know (us know,actually) about your practical knowledge of the Third World but before doing so take a quick peek at my profile.It might give you at least a hint of what my experiences sound like.
Bottom line...you take a Brit of average intelligence (but who speaks no Spanish) and stick him in the slums of Guadalajara and five years later he'll be doing better...far,*far* better...than the typical wetback *from* Guadalajara does after five years in East LA.It comes down to native intelligence.