[detective]

I’m glad NYPD is spending their time and resources going after dads playing with their children and toy guns. We wouldn’t want them spending time arresting real criminals.

[Adder]

Exactly.

Ok..the woman in the park is an ignorant twit. But the cops?

What the heck is with the trumped up and overblown charges?

I hope he sues the pants off everyone involved.

What a collection of dorks.

[zeugma]

I’m glad NYPD is spending their time and resources going after dads playing with their children and toy guns. We wouldn’t want them spending time arresting real criminals.

It's always safer for the cops to target the law-abiding than criminals.