[Daffynition]

He should follow Coulter around and eat what she eats.

He makes this sound like a mid-life crisis deal...wonder if he's going to buy a red Corvette?

[ExCTCitizen]

New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie underwent lap band surgery in February in hopes of losing some weight for his family — fueling additional speculation that he is trying to slim down for a 2016 presidential bid.

Christie 2016? No Thanks...

[cuban leaf]

Secret?

[Yankee]

He could lose three tons and he’d still be full of crap.

[Buckeye McFrog]

secret stomach surgery

He had his gag reflex removed so that he could praise Obama without involuntarily spewing bile all over the podium...

[Sacajaweau]

Wonder if he's using the same surgeon as Michelle?? Once the weight is gone, they have to cut the "stretched skin" off.

If he didn't eat like a pig, he wouldn't look like a pig.

[SpaceBar]

One wonders exactly where they’re going to obtain this “secret stomach”.

[NY.SS-Bar9]

Not enough self control to eat responsibly and exercise but thinks he can exercise control of other things like profligate government spending?

[sportutegrl]

N.J. Gov. Christie looks to slim down with secret stomach surgery,

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

[mohresearcher]

He would be lucky to lose 100 pounds through surgery. He would have better results with a dedicated trainer and nutritionist for a reduced calorie diet.

[DPMD]

The 2016 campaign has begun. But it’ll take more than a slimbody to develop a base on the right after “McCain-ing” conservatives as much as he has.

Unless, of course, he follows his true instincts and runs as a democrat.