He’s not the sharpest tool in the shed, but how do you distinguish him from a slew of other very dull tools?
He's also the same fool who fell for the "scuba diver in the subways" photoshop job after the heavy storms in New York a few months ago.
I can't guarantee that he'll win the race to the bottom (there are so many qualified candidates), but the others are going to have to work to beat him.