Call the White House?
I hope not: the Kenyan will order him buried in Arlington...
Re #10 - “the Kenyan will order him buried in Arlington...”
That’s the first thought that came to my mind, too.
If need be, he’ll have the remains of one of our heroic KIA dug up to make room for his martyred Muslim Brother.
That’s the kind of shovel ready job our illustrious Emperor would just love.