“The boxes, old military ammunition crates, contained markings that suggested there might be explosives inside, so the family called the local branch of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms.”
Just... sheesh.
You think that's bad, I know a guy whose brother inherited the contents of a shed when the owner died. They found a full crate of never fired m-16 full autos, another crate full of grenades, and a third crate filled with body armor.
Those idiots hid two of the M-16's then called the sheriff who promptly confiscated everything except those two rifles. Then these geniuses traded the rifles to a dope dealer for $300.00 worth of drugs.
Some people just deserve to be poor.