[Deathtomarxists]

We spent 30 minutes in the field picking strawberries yesterday. Back felt fine. No gift from the fairy just delicious fresh fruit without any illegal immigrant pee all over it. They seem to like to pee when they pick, causing all those outbreaks. So pick your own, save money and a trip to the ER.

[Salamander]

Apparently Dole packs them right from their hands for market.

I will never buy fruit in clamshells, again.

[and it's not because they're illegals...it's just unsanitary]