Grind Speed Bump up and mix him with Spam. Place the remains into cans that read: “To Hell with Mohammadan terrorist!” and sell the cans to people who want something to ward off those of Tsarnaev’s ilk.
It would become the number two tourist destination in the country!
Everyone would want to drive over his vile remains...except for Chris Matthews who probably still has a pantie tingle from wishing that it had turned out to be TEA Party member who did the crime