Maybe like that Congressman who was suppodely hiking the Appalacian Mountains when in fact he was spending time with his mistress.
Something like that.
I mean think about it... How did that conversation go?
“Hi, I’m an american here in Mexico and I want to hire a ‘coyote’ to smuggle me back to the USA”
“Um... why?”
“So I can tell everyone in my parish how bad it is... I can pay him...”
“How much money you got, gringo?”
“$3000 - is that enough?”
“Um....yeah you’re in luck.. it costs exactly $3000. Come right this way my cousin George does the best smuggling in all of Meh-hee-co”
“ok, here’s your money”
??????????
I am thinking the $3k went to hookers and booze.