Posted on 05/03/2013 5:08:19 AM PDT by Lonely Bull
Pontifical Swiss Guards have the greatest uniforms of any!
Suppose you were sneaking over the border and encountered someone in one of those uniforms.
Actually, Vatican Guards are very well-trained. Very well-trained! Vigorously trained - being a Swiss guard is not for babies. Actually, Vatican Guards are very well-trained. Very well-trained!
Maybe like that Congressman who was suppodely hiking the Appalacian Mountains when in fact he was spending time with his mistress.
Something like that.
I mean think about it... How did that conversation go?
“Hi, I’m an american here in Mexico and I want to hire a ‘coyote’ to smuggle me back to the USA”
“Um... why?”
“So I can tell everyone in my parish how bad it is... I can pay him...”
“How much money you got, gringo?”
“$3000 - is that enough?”
“Um....yeah you’re in luck.. it costs exactly $3000. Come right this way my cousin George does the best smuggling in all of Meh-hee-co”
“ok, here’s your money”
??????????
I am thinking the $3k went to hookers and booze.
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