I am reporting both of you to DCS! You have obviously been to hard on your children. Your expectations and demands have set them up to excell in life beyond what is fair to their fellow citizens. Because of your parenting, your children will likely be punished with higher taxes and criminalizing regulations. They will selfishly exploit their talents, experiences and ambition in pursuit of social comfort, wealth and happiness. They might even start voting for republicans, or worse, align politically with a conservative movement that opposes government excess.
I hope you're happy. ;o)
Hilarious :) Thanks!