I am not a farmer. I’m also not a Formula 1 driver:
If journalists can get paid for NOT reporting the news, and also get invited to fancy parties, can I ALSO get paid for NOT farming, and NOT driving a Formula 1 car?
Cuz I don’t drive one a whole lot —24 hours a day, in fact. Would all those hours count...? Kay, also I’ve never been up on the dias with the cup, never been kissed by the pretty girl.
Maybe those can be bonuses..?
Also I never ho —not with a tool, at least— and I don’t drive a combine super well.
Where is my money?
I actually DO think you can get paid for NOT farming. Check with the Dept of Agriculture.