BWAHAHAAH BIG MISTAKE JIHADI BOZOS....yer rotton luck, eh?....Hijacking a smart chineese guy with 20 x your intellect..a member of the sharpest class of people on earth... i.e. small businessmen.
See boys, folks like this guy are people used to 'thinking on their feet'. They are constantly aware of their surroundings... as a matter of survival...! They make the smart move instantly and instinctually. Heh heh heh...talk about being over matched..Two Chechan sad assed half-wits; never had a prayer against this genius....And that's even considering the fact that the brothers dopey..were each armed and both had the drop on him...bwaahahaah.
All America hopes you both enjoy your stay in the fiery lakes of hell. And Tamer-stoop...keep your eyes open down there to, be on the lookout for the arrival of your dope-mate, half-wit bro 'DOOZIE' Dzhokhar. May both of you enjoy your hellish swims for all eternity.
Oh, and btw sorry about that 42 virgins thing..O WELL..where yer at they'd be next to useless anyways...you guys bein there on the pointy end of the sword of justice. ROTFL..
Two Chechan sad assed half-wits; never had a prayer against this genius....And that's even considering the fact that the brothers dopey..were each armed and both had the drop on him...bwaahahaah. Actually, the way it went down was, they pulled in to fill up, Joker went in to the station to stock up on junk food for the trip to Manhattan, Speed Bump, meanwhile, set about programming his GPS. At that point, the Chinese guy made a break for it, running to the gas station across the street and hiding in the storeroom, having asked the clerk to call 911.
Then Speed Bump, realizing the futility of recapturing the Chinese guy and the imminence of the BOLO, ran into the station and recovered Joker before he could complete his purchases, saying We've got to Go! Now!
Not long afterward, the Watertown PD recognized the now BOLO'ed vehicle and pursued. Speed Bump was killed in the resulting fire fight (not sure exactly when, but his final experiences included getting run over by his escaping brother, hence his moniker), and Joker was captured 20 hours later hiding in a guy's stored boat.