I like the idea of caffeinated gum. It might be fun... the faster you chew, the faster you chew, the faster you chew.
We live in a country where it’s legal to kill your babies and your 15 year old daughters can buy the morning after pill without a parents knowledge, sex is taught to children in kindergarden, the Boy Scouts is soon going to become the Gay Scouts, perverts can get married and/or adopt children, the Bill of Rights and 2A only applies in some states, where treason is no longer a crime and on and on.
But you can be sure that the FDA will make sure that your chewing gum is safe, in their view.
so weird how unbalanced this crazy society has gotten