"He baits all his hooks with snail darters."
"He once stole a Kenyan's testicles from a wookie's purse."
"He once punched a hole in Michael Moore to get an even tan."
"Ted Kennedy couldn't die until Matt gave him permission."
"He invented Smith & Wesson Oil while shooting up his kitchen."
"He took the space shuttle for a joyride and left it in Al Gore's yard."
"TO MATT BRACKEN!!!"
(anyone who doesn't get this just look up "Bill Brasky" on YouTube.)
Matt is fearless and tireless. We need him to help lead the fight to get our country back. I’ve been waiting so long for his next book, but I understand why he’s making saving America his priority. I still can’t wait for the next book though.
Good job, I love your post!