You forgot about the black guy being eaten by sharks. Sharks that “know” to lurk under that bridge because of the millions and millions of blacks lured to their deaths at that very spot over the last half millenia.
Good point. I forgot about the sharks (’I got your great, great, great, great, great, grandpappy, and now I’m going to get you!’). Probably friggin’ sharks with laser beams attached to their heads too.