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To: VietVet
Milk, bread and toilet paper.

That's a pretty harsh french toast, even on my scale.

/johnny

19 posted on 04/27/2013 9:22:24 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: JRandomFreeper

The lyrics of the fine TV program, “Branded!” starring Chuck Connors,
as revised by myself and some other 4th graders:

Stranded!
Stranded on the toilet bowl ...
What do you do when you’re stranded
And you don’t have a roll?

If your name is (survivalist) Creek Stewart, I suppose you use duct tape.
Ouch. Hey, you reminded me of it.


45 posted on 04/27/2013 10:38:51 PM PDT by tumblindice
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