Forget the million dollars, I wanna find out how you make an hour. If time can be conquered you could go back in time and warn people of the horrors in 2013 if they vote for Obama. “I tell you I tell you it’s true, all he cares about is destroying the constitution... and and he plays golf all the time, I mean ALL the time!”
Liberal claptrap.
“How to make a million dollars and hour”
why stop there?
take that hour, sell it for $10, I’ll have a million and ten dollars!
I got the sequel, “How to Make a Million Hours and Dollar.”
“You.. can be a millionaire.. and never pay taxes! You can be a millionaire.. and never pay taxes! You say.. “Steve.. how can I be a millionaire.. and never pay taxes?” First.. get a million dollars. Now.. you say, “Steve.. what do I say to the tax man when he comes to my door and says, ‘You.. have never paid taxes’?” Two simple words. Two simple words in the English language: “I forgot!” How many times do we let ourselves get into terrible situations because we don’t say “I forgot”? Let’s say you’re on trial for armed robbery. You say to the judge, “I forgot armed robbery was illegal.” Let’s suppose he says back to you, “You have committed a foul crime. you have stolen hundreds and thousands of dollars from people at random, and you say, ‘I forgot’?” Two simple words: Excuuuuuse me!!”
- Steve Martin