Are CNNers linguists?
Don't forget the more nuanced gauche.
Headline & story lead from non-CNN source: MOMENT OF SILENCE IN BOSTON - All over Boston people took a moment to reflect on the marathon bombing last week--
Story on CNN: "The people of Boston were stunned into complete silence as they realized the bombing of their marathon... was the fault of the GOP because they would not pass strong gun control with complete universal background checks for all gun transfers and universal immigration reform with amnesty and full voting citizenship for all in this country without documentation."
Headline & story lead from non-CNN source: TAMERLAN TSARNEAV: A LONE WOLF BETWEEN TWO WORLDS - A boxer who dreamed of being a US champion, Tamerlan Tsarnaev was also drawn to Islamic extremism. To the end, he seemed alienated and lost.
Story on CNN: "What else is a man of color supposed to do... in this racist society supported by the Tea Party and Conservative Republican gun nuts and immigrant haters?
Headline & story lead from non-CNN source: REESE WITHERSPOON APOLOGIZES FOR DRUNKEN SPAT - Oscar-winning actress Reese Witherspoon's initial court date on a disorderly conduct charge was pushed back for a month on Monday after the squeaky-clean "Legally Blonde" star admitted she had drunk too much and was "deeply embarrassed."
Story on CNN: "Her husband was being intimidated by a man with a gun... Wasn't she supposed to stand up for total, complete gun control, apple pie and the Chevrolet Volt?"
Headline & story lead from non-CNN source: PANIC GRIPS CROWD AT DENVER THE MARIJUANA HOLIDAY CELEBRATION - Three people were injured and tens of thousands fled as shots rang out at 5pm, just after the crowd shared joints for a massive, 4:20pm smokeout.
Story on CNN: "The calming, wonderful effects of smoking legal marijuana by Denver citizens were disrupted today... by gunshots going off surely fired by Tea Party and Conservative Republican gun nuts. Is their no shame left in this great nation of peace loving, pro-gun control pot smokers?"
Headline & story lead from non-CNN source: RAIN, SNOW TO HAMMER MIDWESTERN TOWNS ALREADY HIT BY FLOODS - Heavy river flooding in six Midwestern states that forced evacuations, shut down bridges, swamped homes, and caused as many as five deaths was at or near crest in some areas Monday morning.
Story on CNN: "Yes, more rain, storms and flooding... all caused by those Southern, Tea Party gun nuts denying human-caused climate change."
Jesus, Bendy! What do you find wrong with CNN reporting? It all sounds okay... to me--
I rest... my case, Joe.
Here’s a little propaganda from the AP. It appears that the terrorists’ mosque was populated with “preachers” and “congregants”:
Here’s another use of the term “preacher” to describe an imam: http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/459253/20130419/feiz-mohammad-tamerlan-tsarnaev-boston-marathon.htm
Part of the new leftist style book in journalism?
A cunning bunch of intellectual runts.