Just had a patient come in to the ER last week COVERED in bed bugs....
Suggestion: walk them through a sheep dip station
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Used to be a sure fire way to cure oneself of ‘The Crabs’.
Scissor cut half of affected area.
Use lighter fluid on other half.
Set fire to lighter fluid half, then as the survivors are escaping the fire, stab them with the scissors.
Works every time...(So I am told).
Heard that one back in 1966.
Also heard blue ointment and tight underwear does the trick.