“Welcome to a world where your cell phone company knows exactly where you are all the time.”
Well, at least they know where my cell phone is all the time. Funny they won’t bother to help locate it when someone steals it though.
Dr. Johnny Fever was right.
Johnny: [after hearing the sirens] It's the phone cops. They know what I did here today.
Venus: What are you talking about?
Johnny: They're coming to get me, man!
Venus: That's paranoia, man!
Johnny: Wake up, sucker, this is the phone company we're talking about! They see everything, they know everything, they got their own covert police force! I'm probably wired for sound right now! I gotta get out of here!
Venus: Johnny!
Johnny: Don't use my name!!
Well, at least they know where my cell phone is all the time.<<<<
I keep losing my cell phone, and since they know the location, would they be willing to help find it? Do they have a toll-free number I could call?
Me: Hello Phone Surveillance, my cell phone is missing, again. Any ideas where it might be?
Phone Surveillance: Hello, Lucy. Your phone is in your pink blouse pocket in the laundry basket.
Me: Okay, thanks! ‘Bye now.
Phone Surveillance: Wait! There’s more. One of the buttons is loose and needs repairing before you lose it, too.
Me: Oh, I hadn’t noticed... well, thanks again. G’Bye.