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To: RHS Jr

He looked like he was looking at his eternity- screaming at the infinite horror that awaits him.

So much for beautiful virgins awaiting. I hope his pecker was torn off by one of the wheels as it was screeching over him.


12 posted on 04/20/2013 6:42:00 AM PDT by Cowgirl of Justice
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To: Cowgirl of Justice

http://www.usgennet.org/usa/ok/state/iraq/virginians.htm

“The 72 Virginians”

Ben Laden’s Paradise

After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, he is greeted by George Washington. “How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!” yells Mr. Washington, slapping Osama in the face.

Patrick Henry comes up from behind. “You wanted to end the Americans’ liberty, so they gave you death!” Henry punches Osama on the nose.

James Madison comes up next, and says “This is why I allowed the Federal government to provide for the common defense!” He drops a large weight on Osama’s knee.

Osama is subject to similar beatings from John Randolph of Roanoke, James Monroe, and 65 other people who have the same love for liberty and America.

As he writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurl him back toward the gate where he is to be judged.

As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination, he screams “This is not what I was promised!”

An angel replies “I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you, idiot. What did you think I said?”


21 posted on 04/20/2013 6:59:23 AM PDT by Texas Fossil
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