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Boy Scout Oath:

"On my honor, I will do my best
To do my duty to God and my country and to obey the Scout Law;
To help other people at all times;
To keep myself physically strong, mentally awake and morally straight."

Looks like they need to rewrite the pledge. God does not approve of homosexuality, but the BSA does. Maybe change that last line to "To keep myself physically strong, mentally awake, and morally ambivilent."

[Drawsing]

To keep myself physically strong, mentally awake, and morally ambivalent."

I like it. Or maybe... "To keep myself physically strong, mentally awake, and morally ... whatever".