But NO! We were told it HAD to be a white male heterosexual Tea Party Bible-thumping gun owner.
Wolf Blitzer would NEVER lie!
Chris Matthews would NEVER lie!
Salon even PRAYED for it to be a white guy!
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Well, he’s kind of white, in a Borat kind of way. And he is from the Caucasus. That makes him Caucasian. Run with it Wolfe!