[Colonel Kangaroo]

I don’t think the janitor who cleans the toilets in a federal building is guilty of anything but trying to make an honest living.

[zeugma]

I believe the government has come up with a really nice sounding name for it. It's called 'collateral damage'. See that makes it all better.

TO tell you the truth, I"m not quite ready to start taking out random agents of Fedzilla myself, but I sure don't feel quite as bad about it when I hear of such things than I once would.