The USDA shouldn't be issuing "dietary guidelines" for anything other than crops and livestock
Well, my first response is that dietary guidelines are a health matter, and should be issued by Health and Human Services, rather than by the Department of Agriculture.
But my second response is that there shouldn't be a Department of Health and Human Services.
And then my third response is that there shouldn't be a Department of Agriculture, either.
The way I see it, we need State, Treasury, Defense, Justice, and Interior. And maybe Commerce. The rest we'd be better off without.
You will get n argument from me on that suggestion!