Well, now, that’ll teach my mother to pave the driveway before she sold me the house!
Maryland “Freak State” PING!
I GOT IT! Effective way to avoid the Rain Tax: CHIA PETS! Based on my sidewalk (about 275), back patio, front porch and that luxury of having a roof, I figure I need approximately 2400 square feet of chia seeds to plant in the late June. They germinate in just a few days and will be full in about a week if my Chia Shrek was any indicator. The satellites will never catch on.
Lord help the politicians if they ever pass a bullsh— tax.