When she finally checks out, her final resting place had better be kept secret. I personally know a dozen guys who would empty a 12 pack prior to visiting her head stone.
It's annoying that Teddy Kennedy is in Arlington Cemetery. We have to decide whether expressing our disgust with that evil socialist desecrates hallowed ground or Teddy's presence desecrates the ground and adding organic liquid with nitrogen compounds for natural fertilizer reduces the level of desecration. At least we know that Hanoi Jane has no chance of ending up in hallowed ground.