OMG, I think I'd move into a monastery...
In other news, one of my college professors was named "Mathew Fuchs" (German for Fox), he said that anyone who misspelled his name would repeat the course. The company I retired from had and accountant named "Richard Head". No one called him Dick (more then once!).
Regards,
GtG
We had a Richard Long in our group. His nameplate on the cube read “Dick Long.” He was proud of his name.