“I’ll have to re-re-re-review the History of Toilets. Fascinating how it swirls. I get mesmerized.”
Isis, sweetie, is that you? I told you to stay off the internet. I keep thinking about how I came home to a house full of iridescent feathers. Five thousand bucks charged to my PayPal account. I said, “Sweetie, don’t tell me you ate this bird. Says here it speaks five languages.” And, you said, “Well, it should said something.”
So does my kitty.