Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fat Ball. Caution: Happy Fat Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
Happy Fat Ball Contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use Happy Fat Ball on concrete.
Discontinue use of Happy Fat Ball if any of the following occurs:
Itching
Vertigo
Dizziness
Tingling in extremities
Loss of balance or coordination
Slurred speech
Temporary blindness
Profuse sweating
Heart palpitations
If Happy Fat Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
Happy Fat Ball may stick to certain types of skin.
When not in use, Happy Fat Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration...
Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fat Ball, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.
Ingredients of Happy Fat Ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
Do not taunt Happy Fat Ball.
Happy Fat Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee.
Happy Fat Ball
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