Free Day
Entitlement Day?
The Gorillas just looked at each other and said, “and they but US in cages.”
5 cent beer night at the zoo?
seriously........all the zoos,museums,parks,etc in this country should raise their rates except have one free day like this.....civilized people will be willing to pay for the peace.....
Lemme guess...usual suspects?
The zoo was angry that day my FRiends.
I think a good way to make money and teach people a lesson about staying out of trouble is to turn prisons into people zoos. You could charge admission, have a tour guide tell you about each prisoner, have the murderer exhibit, move on to the pedophile house etc.
Evidently the wrong species are in cages at the zoo.
At a Zoo? How ironic.
I took a wild guess on the article and even used google on the “real” story..
it involved the “yeahhh boyyyyyy” crowd..
People should react towards these feral “yoots” the way they do to Pit Bulls.
Personally, I love Pit Bulls. But, if their handlers are corrupt and evil, the dogs are, too.
(I’m talkin’ to YOU, Democrat “handlers”.)
They should release the Lions, Tigers, Bears, Crocodiles, poisonous snakes, and Gators on the rioters.
At The Zoo
by Simon and Garfunkel
Someone told me
It’s all happening at the zoo.
I do believe it,
I do believe it’s true.
Mmmmm. Mmmmm. Whoooa. Mmmmm.
It’s a light and tumble journey
From the East Side to the park;
Just a fine and fancy ramble
To the zoo.
But you can take the crosstown bus
If it’s raining or it’s cold,
And the animals will love it
If you do.
If you do.
Something tells me
It’s all happening at the zoo.
I do believe it,
I do believe it’s true.
Mmmmm. Mmmmm. Whoooa. Mmmmm.
The monkeys stand for honesty,
Giraffes are insincere,
And the elephants are kindly but
They’re dumb.
Orangutans are skeptical
Of changes in their cages,
And the zookeeper is very fond of rum.
Zebras are reactionaries,
Antelopes are missionaries,
Pigeons plot in secrecy,
And hamsters turn on frequently.
What a gas! You gotta come and see
At the zoo.
At the zoo.
At the zoo.
At the zoo.
At the zoo.
At the zoo.
At the zoo.
At the zoo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qg0IIZGdmJI
This would make for great bumper music for Feral Amish Updates!
The gorillas sat in their public housing, looking out with their paranoid eyes.
And that should be the last of “free” day which really isn’t free anyhow. The rest of the paying visitors cover the cost with higher admission the rest of the year...and now that cost is higher with the added cost of the disturbance.
Does no one understand that socialism does not work. Want to go to the zoo, work and save your money. Or at least save if you are on the public dole.
Global warming is to blame.
flashing gang signs... right there, black ferals, confirmed.