"Did you hear? J.C. Penney just sacked 'our' CEO."
"I don't care. He didn't have any fashion sense anyway."
I don’t know what the pic is from but I assume they’re both homos, yes?
1) Homo with a gun, they’re scared of their own shadow, not likely he has a piece.
2) Second guy is leaking blood, I’d sure hate to be the one treating him.