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To: ansel12
Cover your house with bacon.

You will still die, but at least you will have nice smells to die to.

23 posted on 04/06/2013 9:41:48 PM PDT by Lazamataz ("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
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To: Lazamataz

Profundity my friend.


27 posted on 04/06/2013 9:53:57 PM PDT by ansel12 (The lefts most effective quote-I'm libertarian on social issues, but conservative on economics.)
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To: Lazamataz
You will still die, but at least you will have nice smells to die to.

Maybe not so much in the weeks leading up to The Event. That bacon could get pretty ripe waiting for it to get cooked. I think he had better stick with the duct tape and foil.

68 posted on 04/06/2013 10:41:49 PM PDT by Colorado Doug (Now I know how the Indians felt to be sold out for a few beads and trinkets)
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To: Lazamataz
Cover your house with bacon. You will still die, but at least you will have nice smells to die to.

Plus, it keeps the Muzzies away.

163 posted on 04/07/2013 8:20:31 AM PDT by Disambiguator
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