Just FYI, Trayvon was delivering hot dinners to elderly white shut-ins for Meals on Wheels, when he came upon this portly hispanic gentleman repeatedly bashing his head against the concrete pavement in a bloody suicide attempt.
Setting down the warm dinners on top of his bible and his nuclear physics text, to insulate them from the colder ground, he compassionately rushed to the violent maniac's aid. The raving, almost-white lunatic began waving a semi-automatic pistol about and the heroic lad was shot while trying to wrest the gun away from the deranged racist maniac, who was almost white, or had noticeably white sort of genetic markers.
You probably did not know that Trayvon was a top student in his class, which due to GW Bush cutbacks has been unable to meet recently. He also played the cello, favoring Baroque composers, was a star athlete, and would have been an Eagle Scout, had the BSA not discriminated against blacks and gays at the express order of George W. Bush.
I demand justice here, UC! This Zimmerman who is almost white when seen from a distance, flouted FL state law when he brought a Keltec automatic to a fight. They are a dangerous assault weapon and must be banned, as the tragic demise of our Trayvon, this future Nobel Laureate has proven.
PS, Keltecs are doubly dangerous due to their notorious tendency to fire when the trigger is pulled ... or not ... or dropped. I have advised my colleague, Atty Crump to sue Keltec, as well.
In his case he was delivering Skittles n Juice with Blunts on Jordans with a side order of Punch.
Would have been "Post of the Month", except that you left out "He was an aspiring rapper".