#%@& a duck on your own time, doc!
Being an Engineer, and amateur scientist, throughout the last dozen or so years, I have come up with any number of ideas to meld my hobbies with various vogue concepts like global warming to create high dollar grants to fund my interests and early retirement. Unfortunately, being a conservative, my morals and scruples, prevent me from forcing other conservatives to fund my personal endeavors which would benefit nobody but myself (though I don’t have a problem with Demonrats paying). But if anybody wants to voluntarily contribute, call me at 555-3126.