“Brennan’s research examines duck rape and how females’ genitalia have evolved to prevent insemination because the male ducks’ penises spiral counterclockwise while females’ vaginas spiral clockwise.”
Even if it’s consensual they must have to drink a lot of wine first to make that setup work.
Righty tighty lefty loosey?
This is the story of Joe McClock,
The only guy with a corkscrew &%@#.
He spent his life in a desperate hunt
For the only girl with a corkscrew *$!%.
He found that girl, and then fell dead,
For her corkscrew *$!% had a lefthand thread.