Scientist Bemoans Criticism of Gov Funded Duck Genitalia Research

Breitbart ^ | 4/3/13 | William Bigelow

[Impala64ssa]

In an article for Slate, scientist Patrica Brennan defended her government-funded research into duck genitalia, paid for by the National Science Foundation. She lamented the fact that 88.7 percent of respondents to a Fox News online poll were against the government funding her study. Brennan's research examines duck rape and how females' genitalia have evolved to prevent insemination because the male ducks' penises spiral counterclockwise while females' vaginas spiral clockwise. Who knew the feminist movement could be inspired by ducks?

[Rocky]

But of course what Obama cuts are funds for air traffic controllers and tours of the White House.

[NonValueAdded]

Overheard on “drake’s list:” Well-hung Mallard looking for a left-hand thread ...

[HartleyMBaldwin]

This is the story of Joe McClock,
The only guy with a corkscrew &%@#.
He spent his life in a desperate hunt
For the only girl with a corkscrew *$!%.
He found that girl, and then fell dead,
For her corkscrew *$!% had a lefthand thread.

[Conserev1]

If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck..................

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

Thirty years ago some guy was given a grant to play a flute underwater for the porpoises.

There was a Reader's Digest article about the same time which exposed how the government gave away grant money for the most frivolous reasons.

[Shadowstrike]

Perfect, and you’ve got a deal :)