I saw this at sodahead.com
The USS Barack Obama set sail today from its home port of Vancouver, BC.
The ship is the first of its kind in the Navy and is a standing legacy to President Barack H. Obama “for his foresight in military budget cuts.”
The ship is constructed nearly entirely from recycled aluminum and is completely solar powered with a top speed of 5 knots. It boasts an arsenal comprised of one (unarmed) F14 Tomcat or one (unarmed) F18 Hornet aircraft which, although they cannot be launched on the 100 foot flight deck, they do form a very menacing presence.
As a standing order there are no firearms allowed on board.
This crew, like the crew aboard the USS Jimmy Carter, is specially trained to avoid conflicts and appease any and all enemies of the United States at all costs. An onboard DNC Universal Translator can send out messages of apology in any language to anyone who may find America offensive. The number of apologies are limitless and though some may seem hollow and disingenuous, the Navy advises all apologies will sound very sincere.
In times of conflict, the USS Obama has orders to seek refuge in Canada.
Details are as vague as his past, his economic policies, and his credentials to lead. But don’t you worry, he has a plan!
All good until you got the USS Jimmy Carter, an actual Seawolf attack submarine, the crew of which probably wouldn’t appreciate your joke at their expense.
Maybe you meant to USS BJ Clinton?