Florida DJs May Face Felony for April Fools' Water Joke Worse Than Rubio's

The Atlantic Wire.com ^ | 2APR2013 | Alexander Abad-Santos

[lp boonie]

The only way I ingest it is to mix it with whiskey. Then is seems fine.

[TangoLimaSierra]

DHMO is an important industrial solvent...

You beat me to it. DHMO is not water, folks.

[dfwgator]

Common sense ain’t so common anymore.

[dfwgator]

[Night Hides Not]

The chink in their armor has been discovered!

Better keep DHMO out of the chinks (in the armor), it's been known to cause rust.

[Ben Chad]

Reader comment: “Man. Floridas on a role. They’ll let Casey Anthony go, but they’ll charge 2 radio host with a felling. Hahaha.”

hahaha indeed

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Petr Beckman in one of his books on nuclear power pointed out that the U.S. produces far more lethal doses of chlorine every year than plutonium. The environmentalists took him to heart. They wanted to effectively outlaw the production of chlorine in the U.S.

This idiotic notion actually got some traction among brain-dead Markey Democrats during the latter years of the feckless Clinton administration. Had such a ban passed, the economic consequences would have truly been catastrophic.

[Jack Hydrazine]

Great point!!!

[Conserev1]

The joke here is that the Court would actually be dumb enough to press charges!
No one in Florida has Google to see what terrible fluid is running out the tap! Words of Forrest Gump!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Inhalation of DHMO causes about 10 deaths per day in the U.S. About two of these are children under 14.

And yet, the government does nothing about it.

[JoeFromSidney]

The chink in their armor has been discovered!

That's RAAACIST!/sarcasm

[TangoLimaSierra]

This idiotic notion actually got some traction among brain-dead Markey Democrats during the latter years of the feckless Clinton administration.

It's all "feel good" and nothing substantive with the libs.