[Peet]

I use my local rag to light my charcoal grill with, the wife clips the cupons, other than that it’s usless.

I have despised my local "news"paper for years. The Mrs. wouldn't cancel it because she enjoyed the puzzles and comics over coffee in the A.M. Also, it was here primary source of "news."

I managed to get her looking at alternative news sources and that, along with the "news"paper's shift even FURTHER leftward during the 2012 election cycle, finally p*ssed her off enough to cancel.

[Peet]

Nuts! I proofread that and still...

“...it was her primary...” NOT “here primary”