This man has No Dong.
Not after it fell down on his own palace.
Oh, listen my children, a story you’ll hear.
A song I will sing you; ‘twill fill you with cheer.
A charming young maiden was wed in the Fall.
She married a man who had no b-lls at all.
No b-lls at all. No b-lls at all.
She married a man who had no b-lls at all.