"But I'll order the Sergeant-at-Arms to lend you his weapon, feel free to shoot yourself as soon as you leave the court!"
Heh, heh!.
Or maybe:
"But I'll order the Sergeant-at-Arms to lend you his weapon, feel free to shoot yourself YOURSELVES as soon as you leave the court!"
After all - this is one of the worst cases of Multiple Personality Disorder ever seen.