The next time that establishment is robbed the cops should simply state “yours is a gun free zone and since we’re packing heat we can’t come out of respect for your rights.”
Muchbthe same as a friend who is constantly telling me how little I am capable of.
I told her her husband they ought to be more careful about their eating habits, as the manner in which they slurp large chunks of food down their gullet is eventually going to result in choking. Maybe to death.
I, being so devoid of ability, won’t have the means or skills to help them and I’ll be sad for it.
Not two weeks later she did exactly that and the husband quickly offered her water, which I slapped out of his.
I then lifted her up, made a fist and bear hugging with a couple hard thrusts upward, found she was pretty good at making a projectile and out it flew from her throat, about twenty feet.
Husband was made and started in on me about the water. I let him go before I ripped him “You idiot! Are you insane or did you really want her die?”
An EMT was eating behind us and he informed the synthetically produced righteously indignant dollard that, that is what would have happened.
I may not help next time.
My marginal skills not withstanding