[USS Alaska]

I've got a 18" barrel Remington 887 loaded with alternating buckshot and slugs and with a tactical sight, a Les Baer 1911 .45 ACP loaded with Glaser Safety ammo and equipped with night sights, and an old Winchester lever 30-30 with high velocity hollow points and with an EOTech 512 sight - all accessible within a few seconds from anywhere in my home. What am I afraid of? Nothing at all.

Didn't you tell me that you lost all of that stuff in the great "canoe failure" last summer?

[Pollster1]

Didn't you tell me that you lost all of that stuff in the great "canoe failure" last summer?

But as long as I forget they were lost, I feel safe. In the America of the 21st century, it's feelings that matter, not facts.