Awwww, let's just cut to the chase, okay?
Jeff Winston believes that anything Barky tells you he is, he is!! And if Barky changes his mind, then he isn't!
What was it the Red Queen said, about believing two impossible things before breakfast? It's true, it's true!! Just ask Jeff!
I bellyfeel Big Brother. I bellyfeel doubleplusgood prolefeed. Ingsoc forever!
"Bang! Bang! Die, conservative scum!!"
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