Dear boy, you have missed a central point of GOP Campaign Strategy. Stick with the losers that you know. It would certainly not do to have a bunch of strangers come in and FU this wonderful free lunch we have managed for ourselves. Our seats are safe, our place at the table is secure, our friends across the aisle will take good care of us; they always have.
Give a Billion to Rove. He's reliable. No surprises.
Another Old-Fashioned please, Leroy.
We are the opposition they will target.