He’s a big baby [my fault I fear] ...at least he has a big deep bark and is *large* and black....we got *that* goin’ for us.
My latest, when the Jehovah’s come and ring the bell, is open the door, and let him at the screen door and say *WATCH OUT....I can’t control the dog!*.....they scatter like fleas.
Aren't they all? I think that's why we love 'em so much!
*WATCH OUT....I can’t control the dog!*.....they scatter like fleas.
ROFLMAO! Smart tactic!
Our subdivision is in a really rural area, so we've only had 2 visits.
The first one I was caught unawares, and after a perfectly polite conversation of repeated "no, thank you"s, they left.
The second time, I just let hubby answer the door...........
naked.
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Crude, but effective! LOL!