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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think; I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy who likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy fries?"

I WANT high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and BUCKETS of cheese, okay? I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green Jell-o all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal?

I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener".

7 posted on 03/22/2013 8:42:49 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: BenLurkin

That’s one fine rant.


14 posted on 03/22/2013 8:47:18 PM PDT by EEGator
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To: BenLurkin

That movie was way ahead of it’s time. Little did anyone know that was going to be New York someday.


41 posted on 03/22/2013 9:21:07 PM PDT by miliantnutcase
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To: BenLurkin
I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think; I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy who likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy fries?"

What? No Taco Bell???????


86 posted on 03/23/2013 2:46:01 AM PDT by raybbr (People who still support Obama are either a Marxist or a moron. No, they are both.)
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To: BenLurkin
I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener".

I've always thought Demolition Man was great social commentary !

115 posted on 03/23/2013 10:48:07 AM PDT by JMJJR ( Newspeak is the official language of Oceania)
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