It’s the lack of technological knowledge in the last campaign that blew my mind. I was even more flabbergasted when I found out that conservative technologists hadly freely offered their services and were blown off in favor of fatcat consultants.
You simply have to be hung up on 1920's country club notions of Demographics ... enough to sell them to the ever-gullible RNC, anyway.
Lessee now, your Demos have:
(a) alla Blacks (I'm not prejudiced. We have one in our Country Club. Clean. No black accent)
(b) The Demos have what, 75-80% of the Jews?
(c)They have 65% of all the women (Not my Hildy, though, thank God)
(d)70% of the Legal Latinos and 100% of the illegal Latino voters.
(e)90% of the homosexuals, transgendered, and bi-people.
Whom do we have? We have a bunch'o'ole white guys from FR, The Elks, and The Old Soldiers Home.
So here's what we gotta do to win, and it will cost you about $2Billion. A check will do nicely, Thanks.
First we have to get off our old-fashioned ideology kick to get alla those Democrats to vote for us! .
(a)We'll get the blacks by doubling all welfare programs, naming Pennsylvania Avenue "Trayvon Boulevard," and include recreational drugs with EBT. They'll love it.. and us.
(b) We'll get the Liberal Jewish Intellectuals (and thus the MSM) on our side by bombing Tel Aviv, naming West Point "Arafat Warfare Institute," and placing a Sharia Imam on the SCOTUS. They'll eat it up. (Although they probably won't vote for us, at least they'll keep quiet..er..!)
(c) We'll get the women back with free walk-in abortion clinics and promising to use the USAF (woman pilots only)to air-drop free contraceptives upon remote, snowed-in Maine hamlets.
(d) We'll get the Latinos by recognizing La Reconquista of Aztlán and making Spanish the official language of the Southwest. Free Tacos for the school lunch program. Every grammar school child will be required to swim the Rio Grande so they can see what the "New Americans" had to do to get here. Say, ¡"Sí, se puede!" Repeat enthusiastically.
(e) Immediately recognize and promote Gay Marriage by promising to unite the homosexual offspring of various GOP officials in same- sex holey unions on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial on Inauguration Day. The Gays will flock to our Rainbow Standard! Guaranteed.
We RINOputanas (I shortened it) will deliver Romney Blowouts until the Second Coming. We'll play demographic checkers while the Democrats play psychographic chess. It is not only lucrative, but it's familiar; comfy; well worth the money! Those old white folks with the hang-ups; stuff about the Constitution? Who cares? With all the votes we'll attract from the Demos, we don't need the geezers. Our new open-mindedness will confuse'em into staying home on e-day, which btw, should last 2 months and give the Demos plenty of time to figure how many votes they need to steal the election, if necessary. But seriously, why would anyone vote Democrat, when we offer more? And as you can see, we are nicer people!
No way we want the Conservatives fouling up a free lunch. Besides, we have our deals with the Democrats in place, and I have drinks with the Boehners at 5, so I'll see you.
Thanks for your business, again! And, don't talk to anyone else.